Notes on a scandal

Chris Hulme

Chris Hulme, Account Director

So farewell then Woolworths, MFI and Miss Sixty. A retail bloodbath, rather than Christmas, has come early this year and who's to say who's next?

Paver Smith has crisis-managed four company failures in the last three months and continues to tackle unfounded, often wild rumours about the fortunes of sound businesses which are trading quite successfully thank you very much.

In my experience the market uncertainty has a curious leveling effect. Senior bankers, time-served lawyers, battle-weary manufacturers, pensive developers, amazed accountants - nobody is quite sure how the credit crisis will play out.

This week I had the salutory experience of listening to one of the region's leading bankers describe three typical responses to the turmoil.

PLCs and/or firms with heavyweight financial directors are now looking at their finance for the medium and long term - doing deals or restructuring arrangements because they fear the lack of liquidity will only get worse. They are swallowing the pill of higher charges and fees because they are worried about the availability of money in six/twelve months.

Many SMEs and family run-businesses struggle to be so far-sighted. The problem is partly one of comprehension. They simply don't understand that the fundamental issue across the banking world is (apparently) the disconnection between LIBOR and the base rate (check it out here).

This issue manifests itself in the astonishing daily reality of our times that banks are unwilling to lend to each other because they can't be sure the debtor will be good for the debt.

The other dynamic is fear. Smaller companies find it harder to plan and readjust to uncertain markets because that usually means being open with your bank or funder. Surprise, surprise, there's an instinct to keep your head down when some of the most famous names in British business are going to the wall or announcing profit collapses of 90 per cent or more.

The banker's advice was to keep faith in your bank, to cut costs….and to follow the other sound business sense available in any of the credit crunch survival guides out there.

The twist…the Friday the 13th Jason coming out of the lake and dragging you under…was that none of this will help if you are really hurting and bank with the one unnamed financial institution which has adopted a particularly ruthless response to customers in trouble. I think everyone in the room knew who he was talking about.

Even if your relationship is with a more benevolent lender, it's clearly a bad time to breach. I was told of one company which made a technical breach of its overdraft arrangements and was charged £500,000. When the financial director complained about fairness, he was told, 'Pay up or find another bank.'

And of course our tarty and promiscuous ways with consumer debt, moving loans around interest free credit cards (been there, done that) is but a reflection of what's been happening in the world of international banking for years. What happens when this process grinds to a halt. What's the deal when there's no one else to borrow from? As my banker friend told me, "We don't know that because it's never happened before…"

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