1. What would you put into Room 101?
Katona, Goody et al, benefits spongers, dangerous
dogs (what's the point?)
2. What's your favourite book?
To Kill a Mockingbird - it painted a vivid picture of a defining
time
3. Who would be your ideal dinner guest?
Fred Dineage - what that man doesn't know isn't worth
knowing. Fact!
4. Describe yourself in 5 words:
Pint of Cains, whisky chaser
5. Which business figure do you admire the most?
Sir Richard Branson - an obvious choice perhaps but for all his
success and wealth, he's never appeared to take himself too
seriously. Plus, he owns his own island - unbeatable.
6. Favourite Sunday roast?
Beef, Yorkshire puddings, light on the veg, gravy over every
ingredient but crispy parts of the roasty.
7. Favourite headline:
Paddy Pantsdown - written at a time of rife political sleaze and
for once it wasn't a Tory. I also know the guy who wrote it -
he now works in Southport.
8. What album/song are you currently listening to?
Whatever Paul behind me chooses to play.
9. What's your comedy phobia?
Apart from Harry Hill? I do have a phobia about stepping on three
consecutives grids - it's just wrong.
10. Favourite cheese?
Stilton every time, washed down with some port.